fruitcake (2023) – angol dalszöveg |
fruitcake (2023)
It's the holiday remix Ah-ah Think I only want you under my mistletoe I might change your contact to "Has a Huge North Pole" You said you like my stockings better on the floor Boy, I've been a bad girl, I guess I'm getting coal, oh Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "Ho, ho, ho" I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me (Me) You're my wish list Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' And when you're comin' down the chimney Oh, it feels so good I need that Charles Dickens You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your Vixen I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (Ah-ah-ah-ah) I'm talkin' deckin' all the halls I'm talkin' spikin' eggnog I'm talkin' opposite of small I'm talkin' big snowballs You got a new toy for me I'm out here trimmin' the tree I caught that holiday glee My true love gave it to me Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "Ho, ho, ho, ho" And I don't want Santa's elves (Don't want) underneath this ol' tree (Tree) Here's a lil' carol I wrote (Yeah), it's about you and me You're my wish list (Wish list) Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas (Christmas) Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' (When we're kissin') And when you're comin' down the chimney Oh, it feels so good I need that Charles Dickens (No) You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs. (Mrs., uh) I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your Vixen I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas (Oh-oh-oh) I'm talkin' (Talkin'), I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (Talkin') I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (Na-na-na), I'm talkin' (Blah-blah, blah-blah) Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah (Ah-ah) I'm talkin' chestnuts (Talkin') I'm talkin', I'm talkin' Look at all those presents, that's a big sack Boy, that package is too big to gift wrap Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a Christ-smash How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast Oh If you were a wise man Baby, you would drop Every other ho, ho, ho And put me on top Up there on your tree Better treat me like a star Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough Spend it on my heart Fuck the jet Send the sleigh It's a packed holiday And I got options, babe If you don't wanna Buy me presents Drink me like a warm glass of milk If you're not gonna race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills Just to keep my stocking filled Well I know somebody who will Somebody who will Uh-huh Somebody who will Somebody who will Buy me presents, baby He's a little bit older Like super old Got a bit of a dad bod From a city that's colder (Brrr) But damn it, he's so hot He knows when I'm sleeping And he knows when I'm not I haven't like seen him in a while, he's probably just busy at his workshop Fuck the jet Send the sleigh It's a packed holiday And I got options, babe If you don't wanna Buy me presents Drink me like a warm glass of milk If you're not gonna race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills Just to keep my stocking filled So filled Well I know somebody who will Somebody who will Somebody who will Somebody who will Buy me presents, baby If you don't wanna Buy me presents Drink me like a warm glass of milk If you're not gonna race here from the North Pole to Beverly Hills Just to keep my stocking filled Well I know somebody who will Santa doesn't know you like I do I've been there through the good and bad Know how to make you laugh Kiss all your tears away, babe Only I can do that Why don't you just come over You've been acting so cold No, I don't want nothing crazy Just wanna get you alone And all of the snow is falling I can make you fall, too So tell me what's on your wishlist I want to make it come true Santa doesn't know you like I do I've been there through the good and bad Know how to make you laugh Kiss all your tears away, babe Only I can do that Santa doesn't know you like I do I know all of your favorite songs Pick up each time you call So why can't I be the one To give you everything you want I just want you to tell me that you feel the same I don't think I'm going to make it through the winter babe Well, don't you want to wrap me up And mistle touch under the tree He won't bring you somebody that loves you more than me Santa doesn't know you like I do I've been there through the good and bad Know how to make you laugh Kiss all your tears away, babe Only I can do that Santa doesn't know you like I do I know all of your favorite songs Pick up each time you call So why can't I be the one To give you everything you want You're going to leave me all alone on Christmas? Baby, what'd I ever do to deserve all that? Can't we just, like, snuggle? Underneath the tree By the fireplace You know I make those cookies you like Santa doesn't know you like I do Well, maybe this Christmas time You'll finally realize That I could be the one To give you everything you want I saw you laughing in one of his pictures But you'll be the one with his ring on your finger There's red and green everywhere But l'm so blue Cindy Lou Who Maybe he met you somewhere in the desert While he was soul-searching, he found someone better Guess you make him happy like I couldn't do Cindy Lou Who With your hair so long, lips so red Maybe we met once I forget Scrolling five years back, I'm obsessed Breaking my heart 'Tis the season I guess With your hair so long, lips so red If you're waking up now in his old bed At his family's house, know that you're just Breaking my heart 'Tis the season I guess The snow's gonna fall and the tree's gonna glisten And I'm gonna puke at the thought of you kissin' The boy who I love who's now in love with you Cindy Lou Who Told all my friends They said it can't be true Cindy Lou Who I'm sick and tired of this holiday Not good at being present anyway The songs are catchy but they're overplayed My relatives always know what to say to piss me off Small talk in the kitchen Dated, dumb traditions Who sucks competition Call it pessimism December is a prison It just makes me miss him Is it New Years yet? I'm getting bored, so can we skip ahead? I just wanna forget That I'm at home with nobody to hold I'm dreamin' 'bout silver and gold That champagne buzz down to my toes Down to my toes Someone, not you, kissin' me, oh yes Is it New Years? Is it New Years yet? Santa Santa, boy, you're the worst It's the 25th, I wish it was the 1st Couples all around me, damn, it hurts Wanna push 'em in the fireplace and watch 'em burn Santa Santa, why do you hate me? I'm a gift, look how God made me Never never get what's on my list Fruitcake just makes me sick Small talk in the kitchen Dated, dumb traditions Who sucks competition Call it pessimism December is a prison It just makes me miss him Is it New Years yet? I'm getting bored, so can we skip ahead? I just wanna forget That I'm at home with nobody to hold I'm dreamin' 'bout silver and gold That champagne buzz down to my toes Down to my toes Someone, not you, kissin' me, oh yes Is it New Years? Is it New Years yet? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten And children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow Duh duh duh dum Duh duh Duh duh dum Duh duh duh dum Duh duh Duh duh dum I said, I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days, may your days May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmas' be white 'Cause I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know May your days, may your days May your days be merry and bright And may all vour Christmas' be white Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way |